A Different Point of View

W(here)TF?

TD-0013 — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 19:04:37 +0000

The PodCast
Okay, so it’s been…..7 months since I said anything here. Is ADPoV dead? Not at all. It’s just that I think I’ve covered all the bases and made my case pretty damned clear and hard to argue against, and lately, I just haven’t had much else to add to it. While I was at DragonCon last year, I met a few fans of the show, which is always bonus! I even got to see an ABA Shirt in the wild (i.e. being worn by someone I didn’t know, who chose to wear it at the convention on their own), and that was a thrill. One of the fans I talked to at the PodCasters Pimp & Ho party hosted by Evo..or Sigler…or was it Tee… Told me they completely understood why I hadn’t podcasted anything for so long, and they even said they prefered it that way, meaning they’d rather I actually have something to say rather then podcast for the sake of putting something in the feed. I’m really glad they felt that way.

The Swag
The aforementioned ABA shirt is no longer available, nor is any of the other ADPoV swag. Two reasons for this. First, LucasFilm Limited (LFL) started using Zazzle, who hosted the ADPoV Swag, as it’s own choice to host it’s brand of customizable Star Wars shirts, so in a knee-jerk reaction Zazzle scoured their site and deleted anyone’s swag that could be remotely considered infringing upon LFL’s intellectual properties, which, I can understand, regardless of the fact that 95% of my stuff didn’t do that at all, in the legal sense as it was all either bortQ’s 100% original artwork, or there was no mention of “Star Wars” or anything else from the series, for the most part. There was one bumper sticker that had the Imperial Insignia, so that’s understandable, but pretty much everything else was clean. I say all of this with complete understanding, and no ill will towards LFL, believe me. I was never in this to make any money, so in the big picture, I lost nothing.

Second reason? Zazzle’s quality sucks. Horribly. I was made painfully aware of this fact when I ordered myself an ABA T and matching Tankard, neither of which I was at all impressed with in regards to quality. I was literally shopping around other venues to move everything to when Zazzle shut me down, so again, nothing lost there. I do, however want to apologize to those of you who did purchase some of the ADPoV swag, because I felt really bad that the quality was so piss poor. Had I known ahead of time, I wouldn’t have ever put your hard earned dollars at risk like that. At least you can say you have collector’s item now, huh?

If there is any intrest whatsoever for ADPoV swag, people are going to have to let me know. Seriously.

Podcasting here and there…
While I haven’t been doing any new recordings for my own podcast, I have, however been recording for other shows out there. Most notably The Metamor City Podcast, in which I play the part of Malcolm ard’Valos, and the Cue the Film Podcast’s six-part miniseries covering all six of the Star Wars films, plus a couple games, books, and the new television series on Cartoon network. If you haven’t listened to these two podcasts yet, go NOW and start listening. I’m serious…well.. after you read this, I mean… not now now.

Future Projects..
The feed will always be open, and the old epsiodes available, because there’s always someone new right around the corner who may have just heard of the show, and the important lessons it teaches. They’re timeless, really. If I think of something new to toss in there, I will, but thus far, nothing new has sprung to mind in regards to continually proving my point.

I would like to sit down and actually write out a story or two to podcast but I’m torn. I have my memoirs that chronicle my life in the Imperial Army (Fan Fic), but there’s two reasons I haven’t moved forward on this.

1. Indiana Jim beat me to it with his fanfic Star Wars: Codename Starkeeper …not about me specifically, but a Star Wars themed production and he ended up using damned near everyone I wanted to ask to be voices in my project, so that leaves me kind of high and dry. (and yet he -never- asked me to be a part of it…Hmmm)

2. I really don’t want people thinking I’m a one trick pony. That’s actually a concern of mine, and has been for quite a while now…ever since 7th Son: Obsidian in fact. I think I’ll put up the sound experiment I recorded and edited a year ago so you can all have a taste of what have been, or what might still be someday.

Anyhow, that’s the big stinky on this end, or at least a slice of it. More to come in the near future, I promise.

TeeDee & some kooky college kids….

TD-0013 — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 06:07:29 +0000

Heyas, gang. Recently I was asked by the Lovely Emily of the “Cue The Film” podcast to sit in with her and a cast of other characters as they covered the entire Star Wars saga. The films, the games, and the books. Not every book, mind you.. Only the ones written by the brilliant trooper goddess, Karen Traviss. Yeah, I had to bring her up and spread the word. Anyhow, this is true to life, helmet off and hair down discussion about the Galaxy Far Far Away that we all know and love, so do yourself a favor and tune in for a listen.

This is the first of six episodes dedicated to Star Wars, so you’re in for a treat.

Cue the Film - Star Wars 1 of 6 - The Phantom Menace

One more thing… QT is a very important part of the goings on around here, and she’s been a bit out of sorts lately, so if you could all do me a favor and head over to her blog and give her some MUCH deserved love, I’d be quite grateful. Besides, being nice to QT could just save your life…..seriously.

Thoughts From a Droid - QT-3.14159

Go BUY it NOW.

TD-0013 — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:03:10 +0000

That’s right, kiddies! It is THAT day! The release day of the Trooper Goddess’ latest story about everyone’s favorite test tube babies, the Republic Commandos! See that picture to the left? Click on it RIGHT NOW to buy your copy of TRUE Star Wars lore. Not that asinine game that everyone’s gushin’ in thier pants about, and no, not the latest foray into theaters. These two subjects seem to be ALL anyone’s talking about, and that’s just plain sad and pathetic. You, my brave citzens have a duty to perform. Blog about Karen and her new book “Star Wars: Order 66 - A Republic Commando Novel”. Seriously. The woman is a real talent and we need more of her in the Star Wars universe, trust me.

So… GO. Do what you’re told.

Safe money is that by the time you’ve read through this post, QT has already devoured this new book.

Order “Star Wars: Order 66″ from Amazon.com

DragonCon Battle Report…

TD-0013 — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 00:24:48 +0000

Well, I think I have everything back in order here at the bunker after my jaunt to D*Con 08 in Atlanta, GA, and I have to say that it was a great trip! I didn’t win the Parsec Award, but so be it. Awards aren’t that important to me, really, so long as the message is getting out to the masses, right? Apparently this is indeed the case, as I met many, many people at the event who had not only heard of me, but were actual fans of what QT and I do around here.

Some highlights of the excursion:

JC Hutchins had zero idea who I was when I first spoke to him. Of course, the exact words spoken were “Here, prick” as I dropped his name plate on the table in front of him during the opening panel of the podcast track. See, JC is an amiable bloke, and rarely has an unkind word to say to people, but I could see the confusion and the tiniest hint of offense in his beady eyes when I dropped that subtle bomb in his lap. Yes, I enjoyed that. After the panel was done I walked up to him and announced who I was, and he literally screamed like a girl at a Frankie Valie concert. That was definately a highlight of the weekend. Once he knew who I was, we had some great discussions about podcast fiction, how I should get off my ass and do some, and I treated him to a sneek peek/listen to an 8 minute long piece of something I’m actually working on in that regard. The man knows what buttons to press to make someone feel like they might actually have a shread of talent in thier bones, so his kind words help shove my stubborn ass into the chair so I can start writing my opus.

What can be said about the amazingly talented Mur Lafferty that hasn’t been said before? She’s a MILF, plain and simple. Seriously. I don’t think anyone gives her enough credit in that area. Sure, everyone waxes on about how bloody brilliant and talented a writer she is, but no one ever comes out and says how hawt she is, so I will. Mur Lafferty is a hawtie. Period. Remember that fantasy you always had about the librarian? Mur blows that skank out of the water in spades. Now that she’s blushing a nice deep crimson, I will say that she is always one of the sweetest women on this rock, and that my previous vow to “kill for Mur Lafferty” still stands strong. Just a capital lady and I adore and respect her immensely. Her baeu is also a great guy, and I think we can all be secure in our envy of the man. They are both superb humans.

Scott Sigler and I had never met nor spoken more then a couple lines of text in emails and such before this event, usually giving each other crap. We’re the two angriest bastards in Podcasting, and normally, I don’t like sharing that hard won title with anyone, but for “Soupbone”, I will make the exception. I’ve been a fan of his work for a while now, especially “The Rookie”, and his “larger then life” personna has always made me chuckle. He was a hoot to hang out and share a few drinks with, and he throws a mean “Pimp and Ho” party, let me tell you. Sadly, I didn’t get a lot of time to really talk to the guy, but I’m glad we finally got to have a face to face time after all this time. And Scott? Shame you never remembered that room number, you dumbass.

Rick and Ann Springer are also wonderfully talented and genuinely nice people and meeting them was a treat to be sure. I have always loved thier show, Variant Frequencies, and I’ve already told you all what a severe honor it was to record a story for them. It was great to chew the fat with two such creative minds about all sorts of topics ranging from Star Wars, Steampunk, and everything else under the sun.

I have known Tee Morris for a few years now, and he’s always a cool cat to hang out with….when he’s not busy whoring himself out for a buck. I mean, honestly, Tee, and please consider the source, but put the propaganda machine down for a bit and relax, man! He’s a DJ-author-promotion machine, this one. It was great to chat and catch up with him, and word is that when BB & and the case of the Pitcher’s Pendant is podcast, he’s got a role tailor made for yours truely, as well as my doing the “story so far” intros for each episode, so I have that to look forward to.

I got to finally meet the Kiwi Goddess, Pip Ballantine at this shindig as well! We talked a bit about New Zealand, since back in the day, I had spent a goodly amount of time there, training for Hoth. Great writer, fun gal and apparently she knows of my weakness. Glitter covered snoobs. Heh. A really cute and cool lady, that one.

I also got to meet some fans, which is always way more important and touching to me, and I even got to see an ABA shirt in the wild! This is the second sighting that I know of, the first being reported to me by Karen Traviss at San Diego ComiCon. Everyone I met and spoke to was awesome, and I can’t wait to do it again next year. That’s right, I’m going to be there next year for certain, so make your plans now.

Also, if anyone has ANY photos of me form the event, I’d love to see them, so be sure to either link them here in the comments, or email them directly to me using the email addy in the sidebar at the right.

Thanks to everyone who gave me kind words about ADPoV and my Obsidian story. Those are the little things that make this whole mission bearable.

Off to DragonCon!!

TD-0013 — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:52:20 +0000

Well, kiddies, the shuttle’s about to leave and my happy tuckus is boarding. If you’re planning on being at DragonCon, look me up at the Parsec Awards on Saturday night! I’ll be the one with the dent in his helmet, escorted by two lovely Twi’leks.

I am a lucky trooper, but hey, I deserve no less, right? Damned right.

Anyhow, wish me luck at the Parsec Awards, and hopefully I can bring home the gold…or whatever it is they give away at these things.

Finally…. My backup arrives.

TD-0013 — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:42:35 +0000

Well, news of my nomination for a Parsec award had gotten a unexpectedly enthusiastic response from Command. Apparently, the Empire is sending in Vader’s own troops to this little dustball to enjoy some much earned leave. While most of the Imperial forces will be converging at DragonCon in Atlanta, we do own the whole planet, so some troops are enjoying other destinations as well, such as San Francisco, CA.

I’ll be catching a lift with some the brave soldiers and sailors of the ISD Buckfutter to D*Con, so I’ll see you there!

In less then 12 Parsecs….

TD-0013 — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 01:13:00 +0000

Hello citizens,

Well, I’m still feeling pretty good about myself thanks to the overwhelmingly good response to my contribution to 7th Son: Obsidian, and I wanted to thank each and every one of you who have commented on the story I wrote. It was great experience for me, and it has helped put some wind in my sails to start writing a bit more. I have a couple of ideas lurking about in my skull so I’ll get those written down in the days ahead.

The Parsec Awards
As of today, A Different Point of View has been nominated for the 3rd annual Parsec Awards, and I’m honored and thrilled to be nominated. I know that it might seem odd due to my usually sparce release dates, but there are a few segments I’ve released that fall into the required timeline, and since they’ve added the new category “Best Speculative Fiction Comedy / Parody Podcast“, I figure it’s a category custom made for “ADPoV”.

What does this mean? I’m going to DragonCon, kiddies, so lock up the alien babes and stock up on the Imperial Ales. While I’m certain to spend much time with members of the 501st, I’m actually looking more forward to meeting people in the Podcast community who I’ve listened to, worked with, and corrisponded with over the years. Should prove to be a good time indeed. If you’re planning on being at D*Con, send me a line and we’ll try to work out some sort of hook up so you can buy me a drink and tell me how great I am.

Woot, I tells ya… WOOT.

Obsidian is here!!

TD-0013 — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:18:04 +0000

Well, on May 31st, 7th Son: Obsidian struck the 7th Son feed and filled the earbuds of many a happy podcast subscriber, including myself. Finally, my 7th Son withdrawls can be sated to some degree, which in this case, is an odd feeling, since J.C.’s not the one writing this collection of short stories in the Universe he created.

The first story was “Miles to go Until I Sleep” by Tee Morris, and it was damned fine stuff, as I’ve come to expect from the self-promoting hack. The story is spread out over two episodes, and imagine my surprise to hear J.C. announce after Tee’s story, that mine was going to be next in the pipe. Obviously, I knew my story was going to be included, but from some reason I just didn’t expect it to be the first “Short-short” out of the gate. Let the nail-biting commence…which led to a lecture on hygene and manners from QT.

Well, late last night, J.C. released my story, which, because I’m a dimwit, is untitled. This is my first shot at ‘real’ short story writing, so cut me some slack, eh? Anyhow, it’s always nice to hear someone wax all lovey about you, but when it’s praise heaped on by an author you respect the crap out of? Yeah… I was smiling, and yeah, I’m proud of what I did as my contribution….

..I am now, anyhow. So far, there have been a few comments and reviews, and thankfully, all good so far. One made me grin to myself though.

Jason Penny wrote:
“I have to admit I had some reservations about the idea of a story that places a sandtrooper in the 7th Son universe during the blackout. It sounded funny, but it just didn’t seem right somehow.” He went on to say how much he liked it, so thank you, Jason, but that quoted bit made me chuckle.

You think you had reservations?? The entire concept seemed like something that no one could ever take seriously, and thus, forever earn me a seat at the “Kid’s Table” in the great halls of podcast fiction writers. But… What J.C. wants, J.C. gets. (I think that’s from the book of Matthew 7:42), so I plugged away and the story pretty much wrote itself. After recording it turned out the be exactly 13:05 long. Not on purpose, just luck of the draw. I took it as a good omen and sent it out, and have been pacing ever since.

Two things that are my most favorite about this story? One, the experience of writing something for my friend J.C. Hutchins. Two? The world premiere of the voice of the adorable droid, QT-pi! Yes, you finally get to hear her voice!

That being said, I’m very happy with it, and thankfully, so are many people who listened so far. If you haven’t heard it yet, click on the “Super Secret Code Phantom Special Edition Logo” above. Once you do that, please feel free to come back and leave me a comment. I’d love to hear what you thought.

I hope you enjoy it.

Also… If you have an idea for a title, leave that in my comments as well, and I’ll pick the best one!

Obsidian is coming…..

TD-0013 — Sat, 24 May 2008 04:03:54 +0000

On May 31st, podcast UBBER monkey J.C. Hutchins will be releasing the new Anthology Podcast, “7th Son: Obsidian“. For those of you who have no idea who J.C. Hutchins is, or have no clue what 7th Son is (Shame on you!), let me try to sum it up. 7th Soin is a podcast novel written and read by J.C. Hutchins. It is enjoyed by an audience somewhere in the 40,000+ range, and it’s the story of 7 clones out to stop John Alpha, who happens to be the very guy they were cloned from. It’s a modern day thriller with a healthy splash of Sci-Fi mixed in a pinch of some very terrifying prospects.

So, what does this have to do with yours truely? Well, months and months ago I was honored to be asked by J.C. to write a short story for the upcoming Anthology series based in the world of 7th Son. The story has been written, recorded, and it’s in J.C.’s hot little hands, ready to go. If you haven’t subscribed to J.C.’s feed, do so. You won’t regret it, believe me, plus you’ll get to hear my own attempt at yarn spinning as Obsidian roars into life.

Be sure to let me know what you think, and send much love to J.C. for showing me the love as well. I’ll be putting the promo for this ground breaker in the feed as soon as QT can get some technical SNAFUs to go away.

Spreading the word…..

TD-0013 — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:39:26 +0000

I was recently contacted by Star Wars Fanworks and asked if they could list ADPoV on their website, which is a comprehensive listing of pretty much all the Star Wars podcasts and Audio FanFic out there. Of course, I said yes, because when it comes to propaganda, every little bit helps with spreading the truth.

I will note one thing however… I have picked a few of the featured podcasts, particularly the audio fanfics, and while there is some gold to be mined, there is a LOT of stuff that I think is below average in terms of production and acting. Yes, I know… Nitpicky, sure… But I’ve been having a hard time getting into any of the stories when the voice work is horrid, or the production is also subpar. The story suffers, and you lose audience.

Is Star Wars Fanworks to blame for this? Of course not. They’re simply hosting a list of where to get all these things. No, it’s the producers of these podcasts that need to really put more work into their shows.

I think the saga deserves it, don’t you?

Regardless, go check out Star Wars Fanworks and dig around. You’ll probably find something you enjoy there!

Howie doin’?

TD-0013 — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 17:48:09 +0000

You know, if turning the hit TV game show Dead or No Deal into a 2 hour long, Star Wars event unto itself is supposed to make me finally tune into to this show…

…we have a Deal.

Yes, admittedly, this show is anything but a true game show because there’s absolutely ZERO skill or intelligence required or involved. It’s all luck of the draw and if you pick the right case, you win. Simple as that. Hence, why I’ve never watched it longer then maybe fifteen minutes, despite a bevvy of beautiful young ladies in the stage. Yeah, I’ll be watching this train wrenck happen because it might be fun, plus the Man in Black is running things. The boss steps in as the “Banker” and is there to crush dreams like he crushes throats. Gotta love that, right? Add to it the case holders are now my own brothers in arms (I’m suspecting 501st involvment here) and it was enough to push me to 75% interest. The Deal Maker? Two words, my friends….

Metal Bikinis.

The show airs Monday, April 28 (NBC, 8 pm/ET).

Here’s the original article at TV Guide

Allow me to pull off my helmet here a moment…

TD-0013 — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 06:00:21 +0000

Today a story on Gizmodo was brought to my attention. Here it is, shamlessly ripped off from Gizmodo. Meet you at the bottom of it…
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A drunk guy dressed as Darth Vader, wielding a metal crutch, and probably making sounds like *swwoooshh* and *pew*pew*, assaulted and effectively kicked the ass of the founder of the first Jedi Church of England. The dork, a hairdresser called Barney Jones whose Jedi name is Master Hehol, was beaten down in his garden by the anonymous Vader while he was being interviewed for a documentary. Really. We mean this.
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Now, I’m willing to bet that many of you are thinking that I’m going to be all for this sort of thing. I hate “the Jedi”. This is no secret and everyone pretty much know how I feel about that whole character type.

Well, this story sickened me. No really. It outraged and sickened me. I’m willing to bet that the “Vader” in question wasn’t a real costumer, let alone a member of the 501st, because, simply put, we DON’T do this sort of thing. This was some scrotum-sack who wanted to get his jollys off by persecuting and assaulting someone based on their religious preference. You heard me right. This was a bully (likely a school athlete of some kind) who targetted this man simply because to the ignorant savage, he was a “Star Wars Geek”.

This monkey’s ass needs to be prosecuted for what it is. A hate crime. The attack was based on the victim’s religious beliefs, was it not? It was, and therefore, the bastard with the crutch needs to have it put in a place where even surgery can’t remove it.

I know that we all yuk it up here at ADPoV with me ranting on about Rebs, Jedis, etc, but I know that you, my intelligent and faithful few understand that this is all done with tongue planted firmly in cheek, and we all understand that it’s fictional.

I do not condone this sort of behavior, and if I was witness to it, I’d flatten the offender toot-sweet.

Let’s all send some good thoughts to our Jedi faithful across the pond, because I have a feeling this is just the first of many slings they’re going to have to face as they practice their faith.

You think YOUR course has bad sandtraps….

TD-0013 — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:32:15 +0000

Bridgestone sports enters the chaotic battlefield known as Star Wars merchandising, and I’ll be honest….These are the coolest odd things you’d never expect to see Star Wars on. I don’t even golf, nor do I care to learn, but one of these beauties would be an AWESOME rifle bag.

The company chose wisely and (thus far) only produced two different models of the Star Wars golf bags. Darth Vader and the Stormtrooper. Personally, I like the trooper model better, but not for any reason founded on bias. I think the motif of the iconic trooper bucket has been creatively incorporated into the overall design, whereas the Vader model….Well, it looks like they tossed on a picture of the Boss and slapped some random elements of his image all over the place.

These buggers go for $500 a piece, but from what I’ve been told about Golf equipment, that’s actually quite reasonable, considering the collector value added to the overall top notch construction.

You can see both bags HERE, on the official Star Wars website.

iTunes Reviews… Yeah, I’d like some.

TD-0013 — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:25:48 +0000

Heyas, gang. See this button below? It’ll take you directly to the ADPoV screen on iTunes where you can subscribe to the feed and write a review. See, I’m really wanting the reviews, because the more favorable reviews I get, the higher the feed goes up on their listings, and the more people see it, and therefore, thoereticly subscribe to the podcast.

Do me a favor and take a few minutes to write up a quick review on ADPoV, eh?

Thanks heaps.

ADPoV #24 - Pull Back the Leash

TD-0013 — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 06:32:35 +0000

ADPoV #24 - Pull Back the Leash

People have been bringing up a new game coming out this year, and TD-0013 talks about the magic of the Force.

bortQ returns! TeeDee #26

TD-0013 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:22:49 +0000

Well it’s about damn time, right? Yeah, I’ve missed the guy too, but he’s a busy bee and still cranking out quality stuff for Starlog Magazine, which you should all go out and buy, and then send heaps of letters to the editors telling them how great you think bortQ is! The more they know we like him, the more he can rake them over the coals for payment!

And this installment of TeeDee proves he’s worth every single penny.

Can you hear me?

TD-0013 — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 00:05:31 +0000

Indeed you can, folks… so long as you’re looking in the right places. As you know, I posted a new ADPoV a few weeks ago, and so far, that’s gotten some good responses. Of course, It’d be really keen if you folks would give me some love on iTunes and write up a quick review, praising the glory that is me, and my sheer brilliance.

Anyhow, I mentioned looking in the right places… well, I’ve been doing a bit of moonlighting as far as voice work goes, so I thought I’d let you all know where you can find my melodious tones.

Variant Frequencies - Murphy’s War
This was a lot of work for me, and I ended up recording it, not once, but twice. The first go at it was horrible on my part, and I felt that the story, and the folks at Variant Frequencies deserved much better, so I took another swing. I think it’s a hit, but I’ll let you decide. Just remember to leave comments on their site, huh? I was honored to be part of such an amazingly good podcast, as I’ve been a big fan of them since I got hooked by “the Failed Cities Monologes“. You owe to yourself to not only check them out, but subscribe to their feed. It’s good.

Sci-Phi Journal -Issue One - Requiem for a Silent Planet, A Look at Lookism, What is Sci-Phi?
I read three pieces for this audio magazine, and managed to bumble my way through a lot of big words. I’ve come out of it unscathed. The articles? Not so much. Still, despite my tripping around, the issue is a great collection of articles and stories that revolve around Science Fiction and philosophy. Give them a shot, eh?

501stCast - Intro, outro, and repeats of ADPoVs from the past
The official Podcast of the Fighting 501st Legion, otherwise known as “Vader’s Fist”. Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes of the world’s largest Star Wars costuming organization? This is the show for you, trust me. I also do mission reports on the show for the Dune Sea Garrison from time to time.

Upcoming projects -

The Metamor City - Making the Cut
I have been cast as the Vampire Prince and crimelord, Malcolm ard’Valos. This has been a lot of fun to do so far, as it’s not a lot like what most people are thinking of, when they think of me. New waters I tread, and believe me, you want to be there for it. Come for the TeeDee, but stay for some excelent story crafting by Chris Lester. You won’t regret it. The story is chugging along as we speak, and Malcolm hasn’t made his presence known yet, but he will soon.

7th Son - Obsidian
Yes, that’s right. You’re not seeing things. After the success of my reading “the story so far” for Book Three: Chapter 26, the book’s author, J.C. Hutchins has asked me to take part in a new event he’s throwing together. He’s asking the podosphere’s most talented and influencial podcasters and authors (Michael A. Stackpole, Scott Sigler, Tee Morris, Mur Lafferty, Evo Terra, and Matt Wallace to name a few) to write and record short stories inside the 7th Son Universe. And he asked me to do so as well. To be assembled with this bunch of powerhouse talent has me in a daze, and I’m honored and terrified.

If you’ve been under a rock for the past two years and have no idea what 7th Son is, then you really need to subscribe to it and listen to all three books. Seriously, go NOW.

In fact, go subscribe to EVERYTHING I’ve just mentioned. You’ll thank me for it.

And if you don’t, then you’re damned ingrate.

Training for the future….

TD-0013 — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:44:36 +0000

Okay, so there I am, minding my own business on patrol when I’m approached by this doey-eyed young officer in my Unit, TD-9285. The kid’s got a decent head on his shoulders, so I stop Stewie, nod in greeting, and hear what he has to say.

He says there’s going to be some sort of Public Relations thing coming to our neck of the dunes soon, and that the ISO is going to be here. I blink. The ISO, if you’ve never heard of it, is the Empire’s answer to the USO, and it’s filled with some gorgeous gals who serve the Empire by making certain troopers keep a smile on our faces while we’re kicking down doors… Not that I don’t already usually have a smile on my face when I’m kicking down a door, but still. The chance to see the ISO girls always gets my attention. So now I’m practically drooling in my bucket when TD-9285 drops a bomb on me.

In order to get to see the girls, I have to show that I’m a positive influence on the locals, and a good upstanding representative of the Imperial fighting man. Well, duh. This is ME we’re talking about here. A good representative of the Empire? Hell, I AM the Empire as far as most are concerned! He recognizes the blank stare I give him as my silent testimony to this fact and explains that com kills aren’t what he means.

He wants me to pay a visit to the Stormtrooper Training Academy to look over the troops and say a few words of encouragment, so I do…..

Stormtrooper Training Camp - PCC 2008

ADPoV #23… For the Children

TD-0013 — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 06:27:52 +0000

ADPoV #23 - For the Children

TD-0013 has a very special message for the kids out there, because he cares about them, unlike the -other- side.

You can never have enough friends….

TD-0013 — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 05:52:41 +0000

See that picture? You are going to click it, and you’re going to add James to your friend list on MySpace.

No really. You are gonna do it, or I’m gonna blast ya. Me an QT have already added him, and we want you to do your part, so get clicking.

“This is me with my son James who i worship. James has recently been diagnosed with Leukaemia and we decided to set up this account to see how many new friends we could make. James has Acute lymphoblastic leukaemia (ALL) which is a form of cancer that affects the lymphocyte-producing cells in the bone marrow. Lymphocytes are white blood cells that produce antibodies and are vital parts of the bodys immune system. WWW.CANCERRESEARCHUK.ORG WWW.LRF.ORG.UK WWW.STJUDES.ORG “

One more jackbooted step closer….

TD-0013 — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:40:23 +0000

I happen to like armor. Sue me.

Click pic for article and truely moronic comments from people I -hope- get beaten to a pulp by these kind of hard working troopers.

Scouts lead the way….

TD-0013 — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:46:31 +0000

Professional artist Tommy Lee Edwards has done work for some rather iconic characters over the years. Harry Potter, Superman, and even the Man in Black himself, Darth Vader. This time though, he’s doing work that really matters, and I think we all need to give him our support.

Edwards will be taking part in this years “Ride For Kids” which is an annual motorcycle ride that raises money to benefit kids the Pediatric Brain Tumor Foundation. Not only will he brave the roads of your planet (Hey, I’ve seen the way you people drive!), but he’s also putting up an exclusive limited edition Star Wars related print for every person that donates $30 or more (First come, first served).

There. Now you have two good reasons to send the guy some support in the way of donating to the cause.

Now hop to it, and tell him TD-0013 sent you.

DONATE NOW

One more step closer to an Imperial Walker.

TD-0013 — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 04:00:06 +0000

Okay… this is just plain cool, and I don’t care how you comb your hair. There are multi-legged MT-ATs, and this little gem is damned close. With some better traction on the foot pads, this thing looks as if it would flat out haul buttocks.

Spider-walker

The art of the Sword….

TD-0013 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:26:33 +0000

It has often been said that Jedi are very similar to your planet’s own Samurai from history, and that the saber styles are also almost parallel. That being said, I guess it was only matter of time before the art of the “saber” was truely introduced to the art of the sword, and Namco/Bandai are bridging the gap in this year’s upcoming incarnation of “Soul Calibur”.

No really… I’m not kidding….

Watch.

ADPoV Holiday Special 2007

TD-0013 — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 23:51:59 +0000

Have a safe, and orderly Holiday from QT, Stewie, and me.

Rick Schroeder, friend of the Empire…

TD-0013 — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 17:20:42 +0000

…and here’s the proof! He’s the little Sandtrooper in training playing with the Dewback in this vintage toy commercial.

I knew there was a reason I always liked this guy.

Here’s the commercial!

Last Minute Holiday Gift Ideas….

TD-0013 — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 06:34:15 +0000

It’s that time of year when every child sucks up to the fat guy in the red suit. No. Not THIS Fat Guy in a red suit… Santa Claus. Need some ideas for gifts for that special child, or SW geek? Look no further then this brilliant catalog of toys from mcmorran.org.

The race for my personal favorite is a close one, but the Planet Alderaan just barely nudges out the dead Ewok… Just barely. Had it been a squished Ewok with an AT-ST footprint on it, it would have won, but hey, bits of rock from a former Rebel stronghold? Priceless.

Yeah, I’m well aware that others have brought these up on their blogs already, but I post things when I’m damned good and ready, so deal.

Learn to draw one of the Empire’s finest…

TD-0013 — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:41:22 +0000

On Starwars.com there’s a series called “How to Draw Star Wars” which is a great little deal for children… and those who wish to learn how to draw Star Wars stuff. I’m posting about the following link, not just because I think everyone can benefit from such lessons, or even because it’s an Imperial, but because of the website that decided to repost it.

TeamSugar is “the place for you to meet friends, discuss the latest gossip, share online shopping finds, dish on fashion, learn beauty secrets, swap delicious recipes, blog about your day and much, much more. There are currently 38,071 people online. ”

To me, the website appears to aimed at members of the fairer, and much more desirable sex. Women/Girls/Grrls. QT will undoubtedly fall in love with the place.

I guess the fact that such a website wants to show it’s members how to draw Biker Scouts just tickles me, so go check it out.

How to Draw a Biker Scout

More great stuff from bortQ!

TD-0013 — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 02:48:40 +0000

Just added a new TeeDee wallpaper that’s the companion piece to the QT-pi wallpaper from a few weeks ago.

1024×768 format.

Lifetime dedication….

TD-0013 — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 06:53:31 +0000

You know, I’m dedicated to the cause. Always have been, always will be, but even I have to acknowledge that there are others out there that out-do me, and might even be taking their own dedication a bit too far. I’m talking about the masses of Star Wars inked out there. Shane Turgeon, creator of Tattoosandtoys.com, has a new book out celebrating those who celebrate the Saga in the most perminant fashion out there. By getting it tattooed on their hides.

The 208 page book looks to be an impressive, beautifully bound edition at 9×11 size, reigning supreme on anyone’s coffee table and guarenteeing to start some rather interesting conversations.

“Now why on Earth would anyone want to have a gangsta styled Jar Jar Binks tattoo??” is just one of the things you’d be certain to hear, trust me.

Tats aren’t my style, really, but there is one design I’m most likely going to get marked for life with, but it won’t be nearly as colorful or creative as the 400 photos you’ll see in this book. So, if you know someone with a SW tat, get ‘em this book.. Unless you’re cheap. Then just get them a tube of Vitamin A&D ointment.