Well it’s about damn time, right?  Yeah, I’ve missed the guy too, but he’s a busy bee and still cranking out quality stuff for Starlog Magazine, which you should all go out and buy, and then send heaps of letters to the editors telling them how great you think bortQ is!  The more they know… [Continue Reading]

Meesas to Pieces…. Still laughing over that.

As I’m sure everyone noticed, Real life caught up with Mr. BortQ, so he had to take a break for a bit, but he’s come back swingin’!  

If only it were this easy, right?  Just think of the death, war, and strife that could be avoided!  …And that’s about as touchy feely as I get.

I’m telling you, I’m still soiling my armor in hysterics over this one….as well as searching “HoloBayâ„¢” for one of these little gems.  I swear, I can’t believe I didn’t think of this before.

  A funny thing happened on the way to send out for mail order Dewback treats…. Another brilliant contribution from bortQ!

What can I say about bortQ that I haven’t already said?  Okay, he needs a haircut.  I’ve never said that before.  He likes Ham.  Lots and lots of ham.  He’s also a damned fine artist, and he makes me wet myself often.  This week’s installment is just another example of the man’s ability to look… [Continue Reading]

Another superb piece of work from bortQ!  It’s always a treat to get transmissions from this guy.  Let him know how much you like his stuff, folks!

  And the Rose Parade onslaught continues!  While I’m busy collecting my thoughts for the ongoing reports, bortQ sends in one of the things he saw at the event!   It’s like the guy is with me everywhere I go!