Well, news of my nomination for a Parsec award had gotten a unexpectedly enthusiastic response from Command. Apparently, the Empire is sending in Vader’s own troops to this little dustball to enjoy some much earned leave. While most of the Imperial forces will be converging at DragonCon in Atlanta, we do own the whole planet, so some troops are enjoying other destinations as well, such as San Francisco, CA.
I’ll be catching a lift with some the brave soldiers and sailors of the ISD Buckfutter to D*Con, so I’ll see you there!
at 1:10 am
This is pretty damn cool no matter how many times I watch it.
at 4:46 am
That is great!
Also, congratulations for making the finals. I can’t wait to see you at D*C.
at 1:11 pm
Now that you have back up arriving to help mop up, I’m sure the Empire would like for you to issue a statement to the citizens about the Republic torture device some of us call the special which cannot be spoken of in public for fear of being forced to view it while being interrogated by the Rebels and that this is something the Emperor and Lord Vader have no use for since there are people out there who think the Empire is behind it.
at 7:00 am
The Holiday Special was never part of the Imperial docturine. We had nothing to do with that, as evident by the big fat cheesy mustaches the Imperials had. Uniform regs specify that facial hair will not exceed the corners of the mouth. Period. That should have been the first clue that this was a Rebel Propaganda piece.
Jefferson Starship/Airplane should have been the second.
We in the Empire have STANDARDS, you know.