It’s another stage in the development of the AT-ST, kids, and this one seems to have been designed with comfort in mind, in leu of protection. Designed for the inherently lazy, this little baby finally bring true that age old dream. To not have to get up out of your chair to do a damned thing. You need something, the fekkin’ chair walks you there.
Seriously, is your planet growing more and more lethargic by the damned day?? This is a complete waste of Imperial technology that really needs to be spent towards the AT-RT at the very least. In fact, that’s what this little gem is like. Those damned “crotch-blasters” from the Clone War days. I sat on one once and moved maybe 100 yards before I could take no more of having my groin armor driven up into my taint, crushing all that stood between with each jolting, heavy step. Nope. Not for me, thanks.
Although…One must admit… This would make the MS Walk much, much easier.. Hmmmm…
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