That’s right, kids. There’s a new Area being launched, and it’s the TeeDee web comic area! Each Sunday a new TeeDee cartoon will be posted, so now you have Sunday Funnies to look forward too once more, like we did before they started to suck. (ie: When Calvin & Hobbes stopped being produced and published) First off, I’m not the talent behind these gems, but apparently I am the inspiration. Here’s a bio on the artist behind what is certain to be refered to as “Cartooning’s greatest Era�.
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 Bort Q. Rockefeller (embedded toonist) When not journaling the day-to-day duties of everyone’s favorite Sandtrooper, bortQ spends his workday in front of an Apple Powermac as a designer, illustrator, mac tech support, et al., while trying to fit in at least nine power naps without getting caught out by the boss! On the side, bortQ dabbles in web design and continues cartooning & illustrating on a freelance basis. He regularly contributes sci-fi gag cartoons to Starlog magazine (NYC), under the alias of “Big Bad Bubbaâ€?. Although bortQ has taken a brief hiatus from Starlog to tackle more immediate freelance duties, he plans to return to sci-fi gags at the end of 2006.Â
Yes sir, this is one busy sonovabitch!!
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I am stoked and honored to have this very talented indivual following me around, and chronicling my work for the Empire, and for you, the lowly Citizen. Expect the area to become a little nicer as I beat the code-monkeys into submission, and get the TeeDee section of the site easier to find, as well as nicer looking all the way around. Â
Here’s the first installment!
at 1:43 am
Just awesome. What else is there to say?
at 4:05 am
Congratulations TD-0013!!!!
Good luck with the code monkeys also.
at 11:55 am
well, it aint a new adult magazine, but this aught to be funny stuff
at 4:41 pm
A Sandtrooper is always in need of something cool in his travels, and THAT, my friends, is something VERY cool.
at 4:27 pm
Congrats on the new incarnation, TD! And kudos to bortQ — very nicely done. (and he has TeeDee drinking Soylent Greedo. That’s priceless).
at 9:30 pm
And observe the pinky is posied to show he is a trooper of impecable manners.
at 11:04 pm
Aw man and I was hoping for exclusive TD underwear line!
I guess the comic will do!
at 3:44 am
Awww, thanks guys! Appreciate the comments. “Yay!” to Mr. Deadpan for spotting the Soylent Green can (as a reward, I’ve recently subscibed to you podcast). As for the TD underwear line, well, I do have a codpiece gag in the works … will that do?
at 4:07 am
*purrs* oohhh yes… a nice codpiece gag will work just nicely….
SWG/DZ-0069
at 10:15 am
Oh, hmmm….codpiece. Well that might just do the trick! Can’t wait to see it.
at 2:52 pm
How about 0013 groupies in Tee Dee thongs?
at 3:42 pm
OK!! ENOUGH ALREADY!…geez. It’s gettin’ so bad that no self respectin’ “TK” will want to be seen hangin’ ’round here.
Could all you Ladies stand a little closer to the moisture harvesters, please. ;P
TK-2035 out
at 3:58 pm
Oh…and BortQ…It’s good to see the I.I.C (Imperial Imbedded Cartoonist) program is paying off. Good Job!!
TK-2035 out
at 3:59 pm
I.E.C. !?!?
at 7:33 pm
Firstly, YES. 0013 groupies in TeeDee thongs is always a good thing.
Secondly, 2035, relax, you big baby.
at 9:01 pm
Hey MaraJen, I say we start planning something *cackle*
at 12:07 pm
Agreed. What use is it otherwise to “know the guy who knows the guy”?
And 2035 . . . let’s not forget what I unceremoniously named YOU on first viewing. As far as ability to collect groupies, I don’t think you have too much to worry about.
at 5:02 pm
*wonders what Mara Jen called 2035*
at 5:19 pm
I believe her exact words were…Um, hot….
Or something like that.
at 6:28 pm
Yeah, except it was a statement . . . “Umm, hot?!?!?!”
Found a website today: http://www.designathong.com
Heh.
Maybe we should start a groupie . . . I MEAN a fan club.
at 8:34 pm
*smirks* Mara Jen…..Freudian slip dear?
at 2:34 pm
I have some friends who say they’ll put together a website for the fan club. What do you think, 13? Crap, at the rate you’re going, you’re going to need to have your own fan club breakfast at C-IV.
at 4:40 pm
Hehehe…. Well, if you guys start your own website, then you’ll eventually stop coming here, and then I’m all by my lonesome again. And that would suck ass.
And a “TD-0013 Fan Club Breakfast” at C-IV, hmmm? Well, if we get enough members then I’m hip to it. But since you’re the fans, you’ll all be chipping in for my breakfast right?
The Imperial Army pays crap, ya know.
at 5:41 pm
*looks at TD-0013* Ummm, quit coming here when your the hottest Sandie out there?!
Think again….