…As evidenced in this newest Show of Love for yours truely.  There’s just something about leather clad female rears that just begs for repeated spankings…. Of the good kind….. If ya know what I mean. 
Yup.  One could serve tea on that, eh?  The photo was altered by the lovely lady in the picture (I made her show me proof it was indeed her…heh), and since she’s a great graphic artist, this submission (submission..leather…heh.) wasn’t a suprise at all, and I think it’s a great addition to the rapidly growing hallowed halls of “Show Your Love”  Always room for more, folks, so keep sending them in!

And where in the Hell are the liscense plates, people??  Come on, already.  I know you have them.  Just send me a photo.  Yeesh.

 

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 Just got done sending out four brand new transmissions.  That’s right, four more ADPoVs are recorded and should be airing soon.  The first, #18, will be aired on Michael & Evo’s Wingin’ It Wednesday, July 5, and after that, it will be made available for download here on this site.  Normally, I would put these up one week after they air on Wingin’ It, but the Empire has me scooting around your planet a bit, and since I’ll most likely be nowhere near base ops, I’ll probably put up #18 early, and #19 late.  Either way, new stuff coming down the pike, kiddies.  Enjoy.

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Well, San Diego Comic Con is coming up, and I won’t be able to get there this year.  Yes, I know, the event just won’t be the same.  Anyhow, there are a ton of cool exclusive things being made available at the event, and I want them.  This is where you come in.  If you’re going to be at SDCC, here’s the list of stuff I want.

501st Legion Stormtrooper action figure - Big DUH (Hasbro)
501st Clone Trooper VCD (Sideshow Collectables)
Deluxe Shock Trooper Mini-Bust (Gentle Giant)
Shock Trooper Bust-Up (Gentle Giant)
“Execute Order 66″ Lithographic Print (Official Pix)
Commander Appo Mosaic Poster  (Offical Pix)
Galaxy Map Poster (from Dark Horse Comics)
Any other cool Trooper stuff.

All of these items are listed HERE, and most of the items I want are even pictured, so you know what to look for.

Hey, I got an iPod this way, so I figure, what the Hell?  Might as well try again, right?

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  Well, apparently, on CBS’ “Big Brother 6″ last season there was a self proclaimed “Jedi” by the name of Howie Gordon on the show, and I’m not surprised to find out he was voted out of the house.  Now, I’ll be honest.  When I heard about this (because I don’t watch TV, really…Just Adult Swim and the Military Channel… Everything else pisses me off.) I figured, okay, this guy is most likely some incredible “dork” that was put on the show only to be ridiculed, teased, and made a laughing stock of, as most Sci-Fi/Star Wars fans are. (Yes, I just called Star Wars “Sci-Fi”.  Screw you self rightous sci-fi literature mavens who say otherwise.)  I pictured someone akin to the infamous “Star Wars Kid”.  Someone who would be easy visual fodder for the kind of frat boy jockstrap aristocracy usually associated with “reality shows”.  (Yes, I hate these shows.)

Well, imagine my surprise when I did a search on the holonet about the guy, only to find out he has his own website, on which he has TIE Fighters flying behind him, (bonus points out of the gate) and that he’s not a bad looking person. He’s a bit “too-much-coffee-man“, but enthusiasm can be contagious, so I won’t hold that against him. In fact, he looks right at home with the rest of the so-called “pretty people” on the show. Huh.  Jedi fan that’s not a troglodyte. Who’d a thunk it, right?  Usually the really dashing bastards like myself wear the armor, because to look upon the true face of an Imperial Stormtrooper with his helmet off is pretty much likened to hearing the true voice of God.  You just couldn’t handle it, trust me.

Due to his saber wielding insanity, Master replicas made him an official spokesman!  Way to go, Howie.  Send me a free E-11, damnit…. or a free 501st Clone trooper helmet.  I’m not picky.

Anyhow, it looks like CBS has seen the error of it’s ways, and is giving ol’ Howie another chance, but only if he’s voted back on the show.  This is where you, my minions of the Empire come into play.  Go to This website and cast your vote for Howie, so SW is represented in the BB hizzy. (Yeah, I’m phat and down, yo.)  Help support one of your own, and go vote for him, NOW.

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That’s right, kids.  There’s a new Area being launched, and it’s the TeeDee web comic area!  Each Sunday a new TeeDee cartoon will be posted, so now you have Sunday Funnies to look forward too once more, like we did before they started to suck. (ie: When Calvin & Hobbes stopped being produced and published)  First off, I’m not the talent behind these gems, but apparently I am the inspiration.  Here’s a bio on the artist behind what is certain to be refered to as “Cartooning’s greatest Era�.
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  Bort Q. Rockefeller (embedded toonist) When not journaling the day-to-day duties of everyone’s favorite Sandtrooper, bortQ spends his workday in front of an Apple Powermac as a designer, illustrator, mac tech support, et al., while trying to fit in at least nine power naps without getting caught out by the boss! On the side, bortQ dabbles in web design and continues cartooning & illustrating on a freelance basis. He regularly contributes sci-fi gag cartoons to Starlog magazine (NYC), under the alias of “Big Bad Bubba�. Although bortQ has taken a brief hiatus from Starlog to tackle more immediate freelance duties, he plans to return to sci-fi gags at the end of 2006. 

Yes sir, this is one busy sonovabitch!!
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I am stoked and honored to have this very talented indivual following me around, and chronicling my work for the Empire, and for you, the lowly Citizen. Expect the area to become a little nicer as I beat the code-monkeys into submission, and get the TeeDee section of the site easier to find, as well as nicer looking all the way around.  

Here’s the first installment!

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Okay, in a act of true benevolism, I am going to make you all aware of another SW related site out there. http://www.starwarschicks.com/  Slow down, boys.  Don’t run there thinking you’ll be rewarded with oodles of hot star wars themed photos of hot chicks.  Nope.  Not here.  Instead, it’s a site by female fans of Star Wars, for female fans of Star Wars.  Since everyone knows all the hot Star Wars fan chickies hang out here with me, I thought I’d let you, my female fans know about this nice little place for you to go and spray estrogen…or whatever it is you all do when you’re together.  Be sure and tell them TD-0013 sent you..  Not that they’ll have any idea of who I am.  Unless they do…and they hate my guts.  Hmmm… Well, be brave and tell them I sent you anyhow.

They also have a program going on to help fund research to fight breast cancer, and if there’s one thing I love, it’s breasts, so save them all!

See?  I am all about the ladies.

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Well, apparently no one listens to me, or they’d know better.  But, be that as it may, apparently *everyone* but me hates Jar Jar Binks, as shown in this latest story from IMDB:

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace alien Jar Jar Binks has been voted the most annoying film character of all time. In a poll of 5,000 movie fans by UK website LoveFilm.com, the computer generated Binks beat out competition from Andie MacDowell’s character, Carrie, in Four Weddings And A Funeral. Third most irritating is Rowan Atkinson’s Bean, followed in fourth place by Jim Carrey’s Ace Ventura: Pet Detective character. In fifth place is Ben Stiller’s White Goodman in Dodgeball.

And NO mention of Rose Perez in ANYTHING?  These people don’t know what they’re talking about. No seriously, every time I hear that woman speak I want to slaughter small puppies.  Some of you might be saying, “but oh great and powerful 13, Rose Perez is a person, not a character.“  Do you honestly think she’s like that 24/7??  No.. That’s an act.  It has to be.  No one’s that annoying by accident. 

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I think this has always been a great thing.  Uncle George and his battery of henchmen look over the hard work that you, the loyal subjects produce each year, and they give you the accolades deserved for these gems of internet media.  Many great films such as “TROOPS”, “Trooper Clerks: The Animated Series”, and others have won this honor, and YOU have a voice in who wins this year.  I say you, because honestly, I haven’t seen *any* of the nominated films, since they’re hosted on Atomfilms, which blows Banthas.  Seriously, I hate that Fekkin’ site, and I can *never* watch anything there.  Sure the ADS load just fine, and after 5 minutes of watching THOSE, I get a herky jerky film with bad synched sound.  I hate Atomfilms.

But, be that as it may, go check out the films and cast your ballots to support your fellow dorks.

Worst website ever.

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I mentioned this upcoming little gem earlier, but damnit, I’m going to keep harping about it until it comes out on September 12.  In many ways, it looks like the LEGO team at LucasArts are pulling out the stops in making this game even better then the original.  This could explain why Star Wars Galaxies sucks so bad since the NGE.  Well, if they screw this one up, that’s it.  I’m grabbing my BFGs, and me an’ Stewie are heading to the Presidio to start really slapping people around.

So far though, it looks really, really good.  You can create custom characters (hint: make TD-0013!) build vehicles and use them, and the vehicle portions of the game are no longer restricted to the “on a rail” type of play from the last game.  Honestly, as an *cough* adult, I find this to be a great thing, but at the same time, I can’t help but feel that it’s going to make the game more difficult for the true target audience, Children.  Hopefully, there will be an “easy” mode for the younglings, eh?

Best feature?  A LEGO Stewie with special “Chomping” and “ass-blast attack”!!  Kandosii, Stewie!!

Full story from TF.N

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No really… How can you have a trial on Star Wars without my opinion on it???  Karen, baby… You never told me!!  You an I could have been the Trooper “One Two Punch” to thier guts!  I’m sure you showed them slack jaws though, darlin’.  But still….My heart is broken.

That being said, it looks like a big fat mucky-muck self-rightous “speculative Fiction” Ego-rgasm fest with the high brows of Sci-Fi lit attacking Uncle George once again.  I’ve listened for years to people in the Sci-Fi Lit community bitching and moaning that Star Wars isn’t real Science Fiction, and that George is muddying up the Spec-Fic gene pool by attracting dimwits like you.  Nice, huh?
(no, not Karen!  She’s sweet as pie, and I will blast anyone in the groin who says otherwise!)

If you like like your Science Fiction smart, sassy, and thought provoking (then WTF are you doing here???) then maybe you’ll enjoy this interesting read entitled “Star Wars on Trial“.  (why does Randell from Clerks pop into my skull??) Those with a nice high IQ, (like yours truely, of course) should find this a fascinating in depth investigation of the Star wars saga.

The rest of you…. here’s something more your speed.

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