Segment 16 is now available for download in the archives section. One could say that truth is stranger then fiction…or FanFiction, as the case may be. Anyhow, go to the Archives section on download number 016.
ADPoV #16 - Stupid, Stupid, Stupid
Sat 20 May 2006
Sat 20 May 2006
In the last post, JR commented about “the Injured Stormtrooper” with the following:
“This is possibly the funniest fan film ever made. I challenge anyone to find one better.”
Challange accepted.
Kevin Rubio is one of the genuinely funniest people in the business, and due to this gem of a film he made in 1997, he now writes for Dark Horse Comics, penning the amazingly clever and brilliant “Star Wars: Tag & Bink are Dead”, which, if you haven’t read it yet, get it NOW, damnit.
Anyhow, TROOPS is the recent grand daddy of ALL FanFilms, and why so many people decided to make them themselves. Kevin proved it could be done, done well, and funny as Hell.
Also, what makes this film so great is that is shows a really accurate depection of the average Sandtrooper. We’re just guys who joined the Army, and we’re here to serve and protect. Not to mention it also shows a bit more evidence that Sandtroopers did NOT kill the Lars couple.
Thu 18 May 2006
I’m a big fan of these little flicks you folks on this rock make. While most of them are usually more of the same Rebel loving swill that makes me do the technicolor yawn inside my bucket, every so often there’s one that I actually find entertaining. This short film is one of those.
Funny stuff. You might want to have a look.
Tue 16 May 2006
We here in the Empire are all about our citizens (YOU) living in security and peace, and that includes even our littlest subjects. No, not Jawas, but children. The children of the Empire are our future, and if there’s one thing a Trooper on patrol can’t bear to see, it’s a crying child, so the masterminds at the Imperial Test and Evaluation Department have come up with this little beauty.
Hitaro Wavingsky, Officer in charge of developing the trauma device said, “This new device will give our troopers the abilty to instantly sooth a traumatized child from a maximum distance of 100m, and reloads in a matter of seconds, for multiple targets.” He was also quoted as stating that a high capacity drum system is being developed for groups of children, 10 or more.
The Trooper aims specifically for the face, since that way, there’s no legitimate reason a child doesn’t see it coming, and therefore, injuries should be minimalized. And if the kid gets blasted in the face by a stuffed animal moving at high velocity, it’s thier own damned fault for not paying attention.
I’m from the Empire.
I’m here to help.
The real story, which is just as fekkin’ odd
Mon 15 May 2006
You’ll never hear about this from those beer swilling yayhoos at Wingin’ It..
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Skywalker Ranch 2004 Chardonnay on sale now, and here’s how you can get this classy drinking stuff for 10% off. Follow the below link to our fine friends (as if they even know I exists..the humps) at theforce.net, and follow thier easy to read, simple-enough-a-Jawa-could-do-it instructions.
There’s also some of the ‘03 Merlot available for order too, but you’re going to have to pay full price. Drink up, Troopers!
Sat 13 May 2006
Just finished reading “Star Wars: Republic Commando - Triple Zero this morning during my usual water break in Mos Eisley. Holy shit, is this a great book!!
Karen Traviss Brings two things to Star Wars novels that have always been sorely absent. The Military, and a real look at Troopers. Grant it, these are Clones she writes about, but a lot of the manerisms, behavior and operations are the same today in the Empire. If you’ve never read the Republic Commando series, then you need to get on that ASAP.
Tue 9 May 2006
ADPoV segment number seventeen, “Hero of the Empire”
First aired - May 9, 2006
From humble beginings to Galaxywide force to be reckoned with.
Tue 9 May 2006
The new wallpaper is up. Now no one will ever download the regular ADPoV.net wallpapers again. Oh well. Can’t blame you, after all, you’re only human.
Mon 8 May 2006
No really. I’ve touched on this a little in segment #15, which I’m sure you’ve already listened to, right? If not, get your ass into the archives and start catching up!
Anyhow…..Just check out this Twi’Lek goddess I ran into on the streets of Mos Eisley recently.
Just proves my point, doesn’t it? Expect to see a new ADPOV wallpaper with this beauty on it.
Thu 4 May 2006
Yup. You read that right. All 15 segments are up and ready to download in the ADPoV Archives section of the site. This will be the home of these, and expect to see the new segments arrive after they’ve been played on Michael & Evo’s Wingin’ It first.
Now go get your earholes filled with the TRUTH.
