..to go check out the Star Wars TV link below.  While it is absolutely hillarious, it also underscores something that really pissed me off about “Episode III”.  The pussification of Darth Vader.  This guy is my boss.  He is a complete, and utter badass with a capital “B”, and now everyone feels sorry for him.  Goddamnit, Darth Vader isn’t a fekkin’ sob case.  He’s an intergalactic Dark Lord of the Sith.  You don’t cry for him.  You cry because of what he’s done to your family. You cry because his is the most fearsome fear you could ever have a fear of fearing!

This film took the Galaxy’s most feared villian and ripped him of all dignity.  He turned evil because of a woman?? Well, who in the Hell hasn’t???  But you know what?  I want to see an angry Lord Vader.  I want to bask in the glory of his hatred.  I want to watch him mow down Jedi after Jedi during the Great Purge! I want to see him strong with his rage.

I want to see Darth Vader be DARTH VADER, esq, and Galactic Bad Mother Fekker. (sorry Mace, he “bitched” you.)

I didn’t want to see him cry…

and Robot Chicken aren’t the ones who made him cry…

Uncle George did…

and while I haven’t lost faith…

it still pisses me off.