Is there anything better then blue, glitter covered snoobs?  Many things are equal to blue, glitter-covered snoobs, such as red, purple, peach, pink, and green glitter covered snoobs, but not better.

Does my heart good to see the love spread in my general direction.  But then… I can’t blame her.  I am a handsome bastard, after all.

Put that in your Deadpan and smoke it, Jack!  No Love Prowess…Hmph.

This is the first of hopefully many signs of affection for me, the Empire, and me.
Ladies, keep sending them in! Woot!

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This is one of my favorite fanfilms ever.  100% CGI Imperial recruiting piece created by Marco Spitoni.  Good stuff here, as he shows the glory of the Empire, from the lowest new recruits, all the way to the magnificiant warships that keep your Galaxy safe.

Be certain to check out the other gems on his site, as the guy has some serious talent.

You will most likely need to download DivX to view his stuff, but it’s well worth it, and WAY easier then the Bink system he used to do everything in.

Join the Empire - Fanfilm

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With a model number THIS cool, it’s a MUST buy, right?

Screw Cap USB Flash Drive (TD-0013)

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Celebration IV, 2007 in Los Angeles. See the official site, Starwars.com for details!

Yes…I’ll be there.  Hell, if someone at LFL or whoever is running it wants an ADPoV panel, I’m hip to do it.

hint. hint.

heh.

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The epic adventure of the Star Wars galaxy comes to the iTunes® Music Store (www.itunes.com) today when Cartoon Network’s Emmy Award-winning animated series STAR WARS: CLONE WARS becomes available for purchase and download, Lucasfilm Ltd. has announced.

You know, if there’s any visual meduim that could convince me that the Jedi were cool, it’s this one.  Yeah, you heard me say it.  But.. Let’s also remember that in this entire series, they’re not sitting around on thier asses ramming thier beliefs down everyone’s throats.  In this, they are at WAR, and they almost act like soldiers.  If you haven’t seen this series, (both Volumes/Seasons 1 & 2) then you should check them out.  The Troopers in the series are also handled well, and that’s really what’s important, after all.

Looking for a link? Well, I don’t have a video iPod, and if I can’t d/l them, then you’re on your fekkin’ own.

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That’s right kiddies, the newest ADPoV is ready for your mass consumption. Enjoy.

ADPoV 017 - Hero of the Empire

Also added the newest mp3 promo for the site to the Downloads page. If you’re a podcaster, and want to show the world your loyalty to the Empire, slap that baby on your ‘cast. You’ll be enhancing your show, and helping to bring people around to the right side in this conflict. Mine.

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..to go check out the Star Wars TV link below.  While it is absolutely hillarious, it also underscores something that really pissed me off about “Episode III”.  The pussification of Darth Vader.  This guy is my boss.  He is a complete, and utter badass with a capital “B”, and now everyone feels sorry for him.  Goddamnit, Darth Vader isn’t a fekkin’ sob case.  He’s an intergalactic Dark Lord of the Sith.  You don’t cry for him.  You cry because of what he’s done to your family. You cry because his is the most fearsome fear you could ever have a fear of fearing!

This film took the Galaxy’s most feared villian and ripped him of all dignity.  He turned evil because of a woman?? Well, who in the Hell hasn’t???  But you know what?  I want to see an angry Lord Vader.  I want to bask in the glory of his hatred.  I want to watch him mow down Jedi after Jedi during the Great Purge! I want to see him strong with his rage.

I want to see Darth Vader be DARTH VADER, esq, and Galactic Bad Mother Fekker. (sorry Mace, he “bitched” you.)

I didn’t want to see him cry…

and Robot Chicken aren’t the ones who made him cry…

Uncle George did…

and while I haven’t lost faith…

it still pisses me off. 

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Another stunning Star Wars beauty.  There’s just something about a woman in armor with a big Fekkin’ gun that does something to me.  And if the clones all looked like this, the Galaxy would be a more beautiful place, trust me.

Be sure to check out the lovely lady’s website for more of her in her top notch gear, from my galaxy, and some others as well.  And be nice to her, or I’ll blast you into a red smear.

SWChick.com

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Don’t tell anyone you got this from me.

Star Wars TV

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“I used to bullseye WompRats in thier 67 deSotos back home….”

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